Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
Awwwwwwww. Just. Aww.
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swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings
look at this asshole
look at him
god damn it henry
GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK
HENRY
DEAD
Will Smith rapping the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Tags from ficby:
#Will Smith #is perfect #I don’t know what I love more#that the crowd knows every word #or that will smith can’t stop laughing
As we watch this, please take a minute to notice how great Will’s suit is.
I am going to watch this over & over & over again loool
Lollll Gary on the keys yo!
(Source: onetrackmindlikeagoldfish)

(Source: finalproblem)
It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
inspired by this.
LOKI WHY ARE YOU THERE WITH LILO. OMG.
THAT’S LOKI RIGHT. I’M SEEING THIS CORRECTLY RIGHT?
I WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY
FNDJDLAHKSDGKL
he wears fur coats i wear stupid bird pins
he’s king of winterfell and i’m in the jousting bleachers
dreamin bout the day when you wake up and find that whatchyour looking for has been here the whole time
(Source: myladymother)
(via girlpower)
(Source: sleazypete)
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared
And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”
I whistled for a bill and when it came near, the women of this country now had something to fear
(Source: mechastreisand)
Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 3/3
(Source: fearisforthewinter)
33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed In You
Not angry, just disappointed.
hilarious
the fucking owl

Traducción: ¿Qué es eso?
Si no has visto Resacón 2 y Juego de Tronos… ¡ya estás tardando!
(Imagen original de la película).
P.G. Wodehouse's American Psycho
I say, simply spiffing!
By Rhian Jones over at McSweeney’s.














