livingluster:

Could have anyone gotten away with this in the 80’s but the Golden Girls?

#this show isn’t perfect but this moment was a+
#did u think i was gonna say golden u dumb cunt

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Blanche: Mrs. Claxton, how lovely to see you again! 
Mrs. Claxton: Who are you? 
Blanche: I’m your neighbour, Blanche Devereaux. 
Mrs. Claxton: Oh, yeah. I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on. 
Blanche: I beg your pardon?

Blanche: Mrs. Claxton, how lovely to see you again!

Mrs. Claxton: Who are you?

Blanche: I’m your neighbour, Blanche Devereaux.

Mrs. Claxton: Oh, yeah. I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

Blanche: I beg your pardon?





  • Blanche: It's going to be different this time. See, I'm on this drink-it-off diet. You have two shakes and a sensible meal every day. You lose weight the fast, easy way!
  • Sophia: I prefer the Italian diet: You drink a bottle of wine, make a smart remark, then get your jaw wired.




  • blanche: it's after 1 o clock and dorothy's not home, i bet her date's going wonderful.
  • rose: or maybe he drugged her and sold her into white slavery!
  • sophia: either way, i'm glad she's out of the house.


creative-license:

Deadpool owns these and you will never convince me otherwise.

creative-license:

Deadpool owns these and you will never convince me otherwise.