(Source: vandesin)
- Blanche: It's going to be different this time. See, I'm on this drink-it-off diet. You have two shakes and a sensible meal every day. You lose weight the fast, easy way!
- Sophia: I prefer the Italian diet: You drink a bottle of wine, make a smart remark, then get your jaw wired.
(Source: creaturebythewaterfeature)
- blanche: it's after 1 o clock and dorothy's not home, i bet her date's going wonderful.
- rose: or maybe he drugged her and sold her into white slavery!
- sophia: either way, i'm glad she's out of the house.
Deadpool owns these and you will never convince me otherwise.
