A Cottage On The Moon

Just a heads up that I may not have my computer for a while since what I suspect was a Windows...

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:27:38 +0100

Just a heads up that I may not have my computer for a while since what I suspect was a Windows Update fucked it up.

For the first time in my life I can’t access the (D:), when I want the (D:)…

sorry i haven’t been posting but, 1) i always come here and look at that bennyhill chasemusic...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:50:08 +0100

sorry i haven’t been posting but,

1) i always come here and look at that bennyhill chasemusic post and think, “i’ll never top that” and

2) i haven’t been feeling the english language lately, i guess i’m tired and everything comes out in portuguese (e que caralho é que os gringos podem dizer se querem chamar a alguém “corno”?! língua sem poesia, o inglês…). but i’ll get over it~

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 05:45:05 +0100

loryisunabletosupinate: i’m sorry but i will never not find...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 05:30:32 +0100

loryisunabletosupinate:

i’m sorry but i will never not find this funny

capacity: encephalopathy: i don’t understand old white people who always dress like they’re on...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 05:15:29 +0100

capacity:

encephalopathy:

i don’t understand old white people who always dress like they’re on safari

they always ready to colonize a nigga just in case

chainofaffection: “Have you ever come across a homeless...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 05:00:33 +0100

chainofaffection:

“Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?

You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.

How can you help?

Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:

Gallon size Ziplock bags

items to go in the bags, such as:

chap stick

packages of tissues

toothbrush and toothpaste

comb

soap

trail mix

granola bars

crackers

pack of gum

band aids

mouthwash

coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)

hand wipes

you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card

Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.

This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.”

http://kwavs.blogspot.com/2011/05/blessing-bags-how-to.html

a-brione: stop reccommending aluminum foil linings playbook to me i don’t wanna see that shit

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:45:34 +0100

a-brione:

stop reccommending aluminum foil linings playbook to me i don’t wanna see that shit

nichonewt: Wig snatching gifs… Just because.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:30:31 +0100

nichonewt:

Wig snatching gifs… Just because.

plzdontmakeme: Excuse the mess.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:15:31 +0100

plzdontmakeme:

Excuse the mess.

mamacatastrophe: hannahorvath: Dove had an FBI-trained sketch...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:00:32 +0100

mamacatastrophe:

hannahorvath:

Dove had an FBI-trained sketch artist draw women based on how they saw themselves versus how others saw them.

I love this!

emeraldjade: lala-twintopia: theuppitynegras: housemeagle: li...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:45:31 +0100

emeraldjade:

lala-twintopia:

theuppitynegras:

housemeagle:

lilliep:

chaquana:

Lml

Wizard Kelly y’all

I hate y’all

omg lmao

satanic2chainz: this story has a plot twist:

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:30:31 +0100

satanic2chainz:

this story has a plot twist:

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:16:04 +0100

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:00:17 +0100

offbeatorbit: sacrifices: groovyphilia: Apparently, this was...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:45:19 +0100

offbeatorbit:

sacrifices:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

is this real

“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them,” the news service said, adding that the festival’s management took urgent measures to deport the three to Abu Dhabi.”

Dude is hot as hell but that’s fucked up.

bluntedanimehunk: hunewm: bluntedanimehunk: internetlaureate: bluntedanimehunk: why do nice...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:30:12 +0100

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

alcoholicgifts: angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN oh I thought you...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:16:03 +0100

alcoholicgifts:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

oh I thought you were talking about the weed lol

"Most beautiful woman? Maybe at Shoprite. Maybe at the PTA."

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:00:17 +0100

“Most beautiful woman? Maybe at Shoprite. Maybe at the PTA.”

- Wendy Williams on Gwenyth Paltrow being named the most beautiful woman in the world (via westendblues)

"he killed those people to eat them and he isn’t seasoning them well disrespectful"

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:45:22 +0100

“he killed those people to eat them and he isn’t seasoning them well disrespectful”

- my dad on hannibal (via unimpressed2chainz)

True facts about sloths [x]

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:30:13 +0100

True facts about sloths [x]