Parents attempting to be cool around friends:

theepichumor:

They’re like:


And I’m like:

ugh this never happens to me

whenever my friends meet either of my parents they’re like

“your parents are so amazing! …how did they end up with you?”

and i’m like

“OH YOU MEAN HOW TWO UGLY PEOPLE HAD A BEAUTIFUL CHILD”

and then i remove my august presence from their vicinity

because that way i can’t be contradicted

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    my parents are sooooo awkward!! ahhh when i was little my dad used to think it was funny to bug me and my boy scout...
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