Will: Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on? What’ll happen next year?
Jay: You get AIDS?
Will: I’d have to have sex for that to happen.
Neil: Or fuck a monkey?
Will: Technically, that still counts as sex.
Simon: Or drink from the same cup as Neil’s dad.
Neil: Oi, my dad does not have AIDS!
Jay: Your dad is so AIDS. He’s the one who gave it to monkeys.
Neil: You take that back!
Jay: That’s what the monkeys said to him.
Will, Neil, Jay & Simon, The Inbetweeners (via alreadymadethatstarwarsreference)