A Cottage On The Moon

adventurousminx:

Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.

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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.

Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.

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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]

John Watson: Commando? 

Sherlock Holmes: …Yep. 

John Watson: Sweet.

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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz. Holmesy, put your bloody dacks on.

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Holmesy: Where is she?

Jonno: Where’s who?

Holmesy: The sheila…that sheila.

Jonno: What sheila?

Holmesy: The sheila. The Sheila sheila!

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First installment: Sherlock Australia.

Original idea: loversinleagueagainstmoriarty