December 2011
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truth;
dounyapetunia:
dopernose:
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Nothing rings in the New Year like aggravated assault.
It’s like Festivus. But for New Years.
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
freefiona:
brienne—of—tarth:
cuntea:
pandamation:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
wish i was as edgy as you
….
WRITE THOUSANDS...
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“Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done...”
– Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d inquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation. source (via marxisforbros)
Eh this is completely wrong. He was actually quite fond of the Reagans. It was at a White House dinner however. Here is what...
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patrickhumps:
doing nothing after a long hard day of doing nothing
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masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Can someone give me a download link for motivation
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It's not that hard.
itfeelsfeynman:
Files set to hidden
Install a private browsing extension
Change folder’s name to system folder names (i.e: exewinSTP)
Change every file name to a number
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Porn is hidden forever.
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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Crowley and Aziraphale's New Year's resolutions
7percentsolution:
Crowley
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that...
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Tolkien being awesome (as usual)
No Man of Woman Born: After ”Macbeth”, the best-known example, like, ever.
Word Of God once mentioned that this case of the trope, as well as the whole idea of the Ents, was directly inspired by Macbeth. Tolkien said that, as a child, he had been disappointed that Macbeth wasn’t just killed by a woman and that Birnam Wood didn’t actually get up and march against...
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Luther: The Calling by Neil Cross (who also wrote the tv show):
“Luther nods at the floor. It’s his tell, a signal that he’s lying.”
Ugh, now I’m going to have to re-watch Luther to see if he does this and when!
/1st world problems
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pelletsinkansas replied to your post: pelletsinkansas replied to your chat: Phone calls…
Depende dos spoilers. Há altura em que me tira a curiosidade, mas muitas vezes fico mais empolgada para saber como acontecem as coisas. E depois nem sempre é fácil resistir…
Eu há vezes em que digo que não vou ler spoilers, mas nunca aguento. Leio sempre. Mas pior é quando falo com amigos e eles já...
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pelletsinkansas replied to your chat: Phone calls with my dad
Argh ainda vou a meio de A Storm of Swords, mas também sou daquelas pessoas que lê spoilers. Devo estar a uns 2 capítulos do Red Wedding. ugh
Eu alimento-me de spoilers. Não percebo como é que há pessoas que não querem saber o que acontece. É como não querer saber o sexo de um bebé antes de nascer. WHY?
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Phone calls with my dad
Dad: I'm re-reading all the books from A Song of Ice and Fire before I start reading the new one.
Me: I've read the spoilers but I haven't actually read the new one yet. Can you believe he killed --
Dad: DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME!
Me: Ok, ok, sorry.
Dad: I'll bet you anything Jon Snow will be the one sitting on the Iron Throne.
Me: ...
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