January 2011
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Puffy Diddy Dirty Daddy being sued for $900... →
alcoholicgifts:
A woman probably not in the best mental health is suing P. Diddy for $900 billion dollars, because allegedly Diddy, the mother of his children, Kim Porter, and Rodney King “knocked down” the World Trade Center and “then they all came and knocked my children down.”
Yep, I’m going to hell for laughing.
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alcoholicgifts:
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
#truth the fuck out of that
You know damn well you’d be the first...
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every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
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RE: People that refrain from masturbation
trite-musings-of-a-debonair-kunt:
What exactly
do you do
with
all that free time
on your
hands?
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