January 2012
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Test For Girls
saccharinescorpion:
alaingrpolanco:
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.
So here is a little test for you. Now I know you have an...
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Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit...
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cuntea:
selchieproductions:
Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed...
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WHAT IF...
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textsfromlastissue:
Submitted by haipollai
When I come I remain perfectly still and stare into her eyes for a full minute....
– (via 4chanquotes)
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Will: Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on? What’ll...
– Will, Neil, Jay & Simon, The Inbetweeners (via alreadymadethatstarwarsreference)
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More teasers from Sherlock Australia
adventurousminx:
Holmesy: Oh, so you meant fuckin’ dense in a nice way.
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Jonno: You, rippin’ off me kit in a dark pool. They’re gonna say we’re poofs.
Holmesy: They can go fuck ‘emselves.
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[Sat in Parliament House. Holmesy is wrapped in a sheet, apparently naked]
John Watson: Commando?
Sherlock Holmes: …Yep.
John Watson: Sweet.
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Mikey: We’re in Parliament House, the heart of Oz....
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risforrini replied to your post: My Life Is So Glamorous
i’m picturing one of those roosters from asterix, idk why.
isa, i went outside tonight to throw out my trash, and near the dumpsters something with a tall, upright tail scurried across my path, and i legit freaked because i thought it was a rooster… until i realized it was a skunk.
they didn’t really look alike. I never noticed...
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