February 2012
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When girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
when-moments-blog:
EM PORTUGUÊS AINDA É PIOR: PAIZINHO
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Whenever someone criticises me I always smile and...
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I don’t watch porn
– Liars (via vintagesoulsneverdie)
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oOH MY GOD THIS IS SO SWEET.
rrrowr:
Crowley found him on the pavement outside, trying to extricate a rather squishy dove from the arm of his frock coat.
“It’s late,” said Aziraphale.
“I can see that,” said Crowley. “Comes of sticking it up your sleeve.” He reached out and pulled the limp bird from Aziraphale’s coat, and breathed life back into it. The dove cooed appreciatively and flew off, a trifle warily.
I mean...
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sherlock: a game of balls
raaawrbin:
SHERLOCK YOU’VE FOUND HIS ONE WEAKNESS
i bet carl powers humiliated Jim in a game of ping pong
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If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...
– ladyatheist (via shakethecobwebs)
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Gatiss and Moffat at work:
sashkash:
Old habits die hard. (Inspired by Mark’s smutty writing - Read More)
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menstrualpsyche:
I would email david karp telling him to suck my dick, but he would probably do that wrong too
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textposter:
you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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cosmo tip #170
expertcosmotips:
refuse to suck his dick unless kidz bop is playing
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I know this doesn't make much sense, but I was...
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