jocelynseip:

MY FAVOURITE JOKE

jocelynseip:

MY FAVOURITE JOKE



(Source: imustveblinked)



Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3 elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and White people think we’re taking over.
Junot Diaz to the interview question “Do you think using Spanish in your writing alienates some of your readers?” (via kawahineaihonua)

(Source: theuglyghosts)



hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)



tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team



sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me



charmingdeadpool:

My brother really loves Sailor Moon, so he wanted to go as tuxedo mask at a con we recently went to. I tried to do a serious photoshoot with him, but he wouldn’t really stay still :/ He was a hit with the ladies though. 



zerzeliax:

AJSHDKJSAFGH

zerzeliax:

AJSHDKJSAFGH



overlypolitebisexual:

sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao



westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion



lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant



onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep



speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious



icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this