teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

funny-pictures-uk: The fun never ends.

funny-pictures-uk:

The fun never ends.

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onediwreckingmylife:

at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is 

simply-lucid: chelsdamelsp: Asking the real questions Colin has done it again.

simply-lucid:

chelsdamelsp:

Asking the real questions

Colin has done it again.

theduchessofdorks: pennedfreedom: miaadamswhat: nikkisshadetree: sherlanpw: nikkisshadetree: gladiatorfiles: togetsomesleep: sexweb: i don’t get str8 men HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING. Ha! Are they scared or something? You’re married! This shit doesn’t make ANY kind of sense! The fuq? What are they gonna do when it’s time for kids? Why do they think abstaining while marriage is holy? People, bye! What’s she mean by ‘holy before, doubly holy after’?!! I understand abstinence b4 marriage, but after?!!… Hell, I’d be getting it in!!!  theoretically i understand abstinence b4 marriage, but i’d want to test drive that first to ensure sexual compatibility b4 contracting to love and stay with someone forever. no ma’am. but something is wrong with these fools right here…something in the milk ain’t clean. Maybe their beards? I don’t …. I just don’t understand. I understand why some people wait until marriage to have sex (definitely not one of those people) but like … You’re married and not tapping that? Marriage is the one reason most people use to fuck like rabbits. Come on. Do they plan on having children? Eventually, this little plan isn’t going to work. C’mon guys. god’s not gonna be mad if you get some. 25 months of marriage though … Whew.. NO.  He EATS A POTATO. I am 10000% done

theduchessofdorks:

pennedfreedom:

miaadamswhat:

nikkisshadetree:

sherlanpw:

nikkisshadetree:

gladiatorfiles:

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

Ha! Are they scared or something? You’re married!

This shit doesn’t make ANY kind of sense! The fuq? What are they gonna do when it’s time for kids? Why do they think abstaining while marriage is holy? People, bye!

What’s she mean by ‘holy before, doubly holy after’?!! I understand abstinence b4 marriage, but after?!!… Hell, I’d be getting it in!!! 

theoretically i understand abstinence b4 marriage, but i’d want to test drive that first to ensure sexual compatibility b4 contracting to love and stay with someone forever. no ma’am.

but something is wrong with these fools right here…something in the milk ain’t clean.

Maybe their beards?

I don’t …. I just don’t understand. I understand why some people wait until marriage to have sex (definitely not one of those people) but like … You’re married and not tapping that? Marriage is the one reason most people use to fuck like rabbits. Come on. Do they plan on having children? Eventually, this little plan isn’t going to work. C’mon guys. god’s not gonna be mad if you get some. 25 months of marriage though … Whew.. NO. 

He EATS A POTATO. I am 10000% done

(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

image

(Source: moltres)

yungspic: u know he dead

yungspic:

u know he dead

(Source: b0lly)

(Source: berryhudson)

nickywirefanclub: this comment speaks to my soul

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

montypythonsflyingsurplus:


anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

stanley-tsaii: Actually.

stanley-tsaii:

Actually.

pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

(Source: pocula)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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(Source: laughburnscalories)