ironicdavestrider:

raygender:

ironicdavestrider:

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

  • A. neurotypical people
  • B. white people
  • C. straight people
  • D. cis people

but what about men?

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you



unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!""No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.""mOOOMMMM"

unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
"mOOOMMMM"



Fashion Wonderland: Badgley Mischka pre-fall 2014



itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop



nadertebepalen:

amaloli:

fun tip: say ‘another gender’ instead of ‘the opposite gender’ and crush the binary beneath your feet

THANK YOU

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foreverpruned:

2damnfeisty:

Keep turning a blind eye. Somebody is going to punch you in it one day.

A  sermon



nahshaw:

"911 what’s your emergency?"

it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive

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genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."



givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man



howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.



thewhipandtheunicorn:

tahthetrickster:

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset



sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

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